Thanks to Jackie Ray for the contribution and to Andrew H. Bieszart, Jim McAnulty, Danny Brown and Kent Bentkowski for various additions. Please address any changes, corrections or comments to Pete Zurich at pbz@lowpft.com. If you send changes, please denote any changes with asterisks, brackets, etc. to make it obvious what I need to update. Thanks! /pbz POKE CHOP SANDWICH (About Lightnin' Hopkins' drummer who used to keep a porkchop sandwich on his floor tom, for snacking during the breaks. Recorded with Hopkins' drummer, Spider, present in the studio.) Poke Better watch that Poke Chop Sandwich Waitin' in the sack Ridin' that tom tom A double fat back Now my poke chop sandwich [now a?] Layin' on the drum Poke chop greasy [chop's?] Gonna get some Some of that poke chop Poke chop sandwich Poke chop Poke chop sandwich Yeah yeah twenty five Movin' in my black beat And my Texas bunn, Do a Hollywood shufflin' You just can't top it New York turnaround And a London stone African jiga la combination I know that you want Poke chop Poke chop sandwich Poke chop Double poke chop sandwich Play on Spider of Lightnin' Hopkins Got the big bad beat Ain't no question They gonna' eat Got the swallow on my bottle And a leggin' on a can You take it in my buttkin [buttcan? my but can?] [bucket] Cause I damn well can Pork chop Polka Dot Chop Carve that poke chop Poke chop sandwich Feel that feel that poke chop sandwich Gimme that sandwich With a wax paper poke chop sandwich CRUCIFIXX - A - FLAT Ain't gonna no where when your tire is flat Better get religion, that's where it's at Hey yeah, When its all blown out there ain't no doubt A can of the man, what it's all about Hey eh' If ya break down, if ya break down Crucifixx-a-flat gonna' getcha' round this town. That's where you wanna' be Cause if ya break down, if ya break down Crucifixx-a-flat gonna' get you round the town That's where it's gonna be A throttle in a bottle baby I don't care My can of god give me plenty of air [of gun?] Hey yeah, Keep a can in your hand that'll show your fate When you got your fix you're home by eight Ah hah, ah hah If ya break down, if ya break down, Crucifixx a flat gonna' get ya round this town That's where you wanna be Yeah If you break down, if you break down Crucifixx a flat gonna' get you around this town That's where you gotta' be babe You want ta' keep it full, you wanna' keep it big Beats thumbin' a ride, beats bummin' a cig Yeah Just ask for mercy and praise the lord Crucifixx-a-flat that's a what its for Hey eh yeah If you break down, if you break down Crucifixx a flat gonna get you round this town That's where you wanna be Cause if you break down, if you break down Crucifixx a flat gonna get ya round the town. That's where you wanna Say ZZ, say you wanna be. Praise be to thee FEARLESS BOOGIE Call me a pretty boy Call me a saint Call me a sinner It's gonna be the same Now I'm not afraid And I'm not a fear I ain't gonna lose it And I'm not a scared To Do the Fearless Boogie Do the fearless boogie Smokin' fealess boogie Till its gone. Call me a Pontiac A ryth-a-ma-mig [rev my mig] Call me a Cadillac Call me a wreak [rig] I'm not afraid I'm not ascared I ain't gonna lose it I'm not a feared [And I'm not scared] To do the fearless boogie Do the fearless boogie Smokin fearless boogie Till its gone [Don't call me a rig I'm not afraid I'm not scared Ain't goin' to lose it And I'm not afeared To do the fearless boogie To do the fearless boogie] Call me a lover Or call me a fool Call me a winner Call me a mule And do the fearless boogie do the fearless boogie Smokin fearless boogie Till its gone, gone till the fear is gone 36-22-36 Wha', wha', what you want? My thang is a real fine thang It's a thang, it's a real fine thang It ain't broke it don't need a fix 36-22-36 Got a gyroscope goin' round and round Got a Thunderbird take me all over town. Got a transistor radio spottin' on the mix [startin' on the mix] 36-22-36 36-18-36 Where'd she go What you say, what you say What you say 36-22-36 What you say 36-22-36 What you want 36-22-36 What you say 36-22-36 What you want MADE INTO A MOVIE Who would believe, after such a long time I found her again and that's not just another line A last minute scene then another If you hit your mark, I got to tell ya brother Yeah It should be made into a movie Who would believe it It should be made into a movie Ah you just have to see it I gotta' confess I lost a visual thing [a measure of faith] She had the power, follow me place to place First a rival and then a lover If you can shoot it, I got ta tell ya brother Yeah, yeah It should be made into a movie Who would believe it It should be made into a movie Ah you just got to see it It should be made into a movie Who in their right mind, would spend hard earned money to see it It should be made into a movie What a scene, what a scene It should be made into a movie Who would believe it You should be made into a movie Ah you just have to see it. Oh babe BEATBOX Nine volt battery from Japan and it's got the beat A little tape deck in my hand, it's oh so sweet Keeps me rockin' round the clock when I don't mind it I got my Beatbox, Beatbox, just a beatin' that box Beatbox, Beatbox hey, hey, hey DC 9 is back to back we're jumpin on that jack Don't play with fire unplug my wire, baby steel is not for hire Keeps me rockin' round the clock and I don't mind it cause I got the beatbox, a beatbox just a beatin my box Beatbox, beatbox hey, hey, yes Paris, Rome, Toyko, Osaka, Forenza, Milano, Vesuvio Dallas, Texas [have mercy] TRIPPIN' Oh I got a guitar, oh I got somethin' I got a favorite place in a favorite town And a favorite foreign country I been hangin' around Oh it aint too big and it ain't to far And then we can go crazy with our head in a jar and go trippin' Trippin', trippin' away You got a secret slide in a secret spot [secret slot] We could secret freakout if you'd give me a shot Secret me tomorrow, if I tell ya what time Tell me what your name is and what's your sign Let's go trippin', trippin' away You can take your half, or you can take mine Its totally shine or totally blind One or the other is gonna' work out fine We'll go trippin', trippin away We go trippin', ah we go trippin' DREADMONBOOGALOO (Contains sound clips from the Art Bell show. The wildcard line references the phone line used by callers with unrelated questions.) Dreadmonboogaloo Drop that thing Dread, dread, dread Boogaloo, boogaloo East of the rockies West of the rockies On the wildcard line Dread This is Art [yeah yeah] Dread East of the Rockies Dread, West of the Rockies Dread On the wildcard line Boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo LIVE INTRO By Ross Mitchell So now ladies and gentlemen, it is star time; are you ready for star time? It's a stunning and persuasive pleasure, to present to you national and international knorn.... That lil' ol' band from Texas, the ZZ Tops [sic!] SINPUSHER (Sounds a lot like "Pincushion") I dropped out of society Fell by the wayside so to speak Quit my job I'm a lazy slob Never lift a finger 'cept for my heart throb I'm a sinpusher, hangin' on the on the D. L. Down low I'm just a sinpusher, kinda like heaven or hell How low can you go I thought I bid on everything I'm wanted by the law I just want a little bit, naw I guess I want it all I'm a sinpusher, hangin' on the D. L. Down low I'm a sinpusher, kinda like heaven or hell How low can you go Yeah, I like my big fat back, I like my ya ya thin I like to push it down into the land of sin Sinpusher like a-hangin on the D. L. Down low I'm a sinpusher kinda like heaven or hell How low can you go I'm a sinpusher hangin' on the D. L. How low.... push, push I'm a sinpusher kinda like heaven or hell How low can you go (Let Me Be Your) TEDDY BEAR (Dusty's live cover of the old Elvis tune.) Well, California Baby let me be, your lovin teddy bear And put a chain around my neck and lead me anywhere Oh let me be Oh let him be Yeah Your Teddy Bear Baby let me be around you everynite Run your fingers through my hair and cuddle me real tight Let me be Oh let him be Well Your silly bear I don't want to be your tiger Cause tiger's play to rough I don't want to be your lion Cause lion's ain't the kind you love enough I don't want to be your tiger Cause tigers play to rough, I don't want to be your rhino Cause rhino's horn to gruff I don't want to be your cheetah Cause cheetah's scatch your stuff I don't want be your lion Cause lion's ain't the kind you love enough Oh now baby let me be around your cage tonight Grab your lock around my key and turn it round just right Oh let me be Oh let him be Sure Your silly bear Oh let me be Oh let him be Your Hay hi ho Teddy Bear Oh Teddy Bear HEY MR. MILLIONIARE (Recorded live w/Jeff Beck on vocals) Whizzed on across that border line Down in the planet Mexico Bought some Tequilla, a big sack of wack And let go the peso, so I couldn't get back Hey Mr. Millioniare Hey Mr. Million, can you loan this poor boy a dime Waltzin across the border line There on the planet London Bought a Rolls Royce and a jaguar It's doesn't matter how rich you are Hey Mr. Millioniare Hey Mr. Million, can you loan this poor boy a dime I moved on across that border line Deep on the planet Louisana Threw some dice, it was oh so nice, But it left me eatin' red beans and rice Hey Mr. Millioniare Hey Mr. Million, could you loan this poor boy a dime Hey Mr. Millioniare Hey Mr. Million, loan this poor boy a dime Loan this poor boy a dime Turn yourself into a beggar [banker] Hey....hey...hey... hey Hey... hey.... hey...... hey.....hey, hey, hey Hey....hey.... hey...... hey.....hey, hey, hey BELT BUCKLE (Recorded live) Oh red, red lips, swivel hips Movin' in some new blue jeans Shufflin' sweet right with that beat She can really shake that thing Belt Buckle, shinin' day and nite When she shake that thang, Hope it's next to mine I said, Lord have mercy, my oh my You been lookin' too good I think you know what's shakin' yeah Baby I think you should Belt Buckle Shinin' day and nite When you shake that thang Hold it next to mine Please me baby, well I'm not afraid You lookin' so fine If you hold mine next to yours, well I'll hold yours next to mine Belt Buckle Through the day and nite When you shake that thang, Hope it's next to mine Yeah a that's fine!