Here are the TOP TEN THINGS NOT TO ASK THE BOYZZ IF YOU GET A BACKSTAGE PASS:

1. How many backup musicians are there in that tent behind the stage?

2. Do you guys think during the show I should have turned the recording
level down real low on the cassette recorder in my backpack?

3. How much do you think this autograph will fetch on eBay?

4. Will you guys play at my cousin's birthday party?

5. Let me hold Pearly.

6. Is it just me, or do you think the blues suck?

7. Hey Billy, take your hat off.

8. Why does La Grange sound like Boogie Chillen?

9. Does Frank really drive a Honda Z?

10. Why have you dropped Free Bird from the set list?

There you have it, things not to ask the boyzz in the event you score
the sacred backstage pass.

Paul Busby


(Bonus follow-up by Mike Crane:)
Here is one I actually asked in 1975 that I have always regretted asking,
and should be added to the list:
How long do you expect this to go on?
Billy's answer:
Oh geez Mike, (scratching his chin) I hope at least another 20 years.